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Great advice from Samuel Clemens

Cocktail Party

Photography by Simone Riccardi Hello, my name is John. Hi, I am Peter, nice party, how do you know the host? Do you live around here? Actually no, I live in Pleasantville, you live around here? What do you do for a living? I’m actually going for my MBA at night at Briantville University, so […]

End of the month sale

Photography by S.W. Ellis [This email exchange really happened – paraphrased and details changed to protect the identity of the parties involved] EMAIL #1 (paraphrased) From: Mr Hot Shot Sale Representative To: Executive at client company Date: 12/30/2008 <——————-  the date is important Subject: Quote for XWY-4511 Equipment Dear Henry: I wanted to get in […]